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A man is cheats on his girlfriend Lora with a woman named Clearly. Lora dies suddenly.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings,
I Cant stop loving this season.
its a feeling of joy, its a season to give and a season to reflect, Giving Joy to the world.
I LOVE CHRISTMAS
So let sing this together
Joy to the world! The Lord has come
An elderly man in Abuja calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old dad explained. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!". Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls her elderly father immediately, and screams at him,